America's Finest Millennial Actor

Emma Stone is winning the race to be the face of our generation.

“Learn to live alongside cringe” – Taylor Swift, 2022

It’s 1:00am eastern time on Sunday, January 7^th, 2024. I’m lying in bed, phone held mere inches from my face, in very real danger of dropping it directly onto my front-left tooth as I nod off, squeezing more tweets out of my phone. We know the vibes. I’m hoping to absorb the Golden Globes through 30 second clips strewn across twitter after I stepped away during the opening monologue (no need for further detail here). Two separate videos of the same person strike me deepest to my millennial core. My hand is forced. A few Instagram dms later I’ve claimed several times, “Emma Stone is America’s finest millennial actor”.